(Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!

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Game created by Jmill

We come up with even more random junk! This time, however, the random junk will be used to anger people and (theoretically, of course) KILL THEM!

EXAMPLE:
-I throw Chuck Norris at you!
-I delete Valhalla 4 and create 5.0!
-I join ICS!
-I burn every Star Wars book known to man (and Wookie)

I turn myself into a stand-up comedian, so they're now laughing with me.

I make you pee your pants, so now they are laughing at you

I lick up the pee and spit it in your face.

I burn your clothes off.
Everyone continues to laugh at you

I destroy all the people and throw a rock at you.

I ban you from this site

I become admin and abuse my power... de ja vu?

I remove your signature

I insult your mother.

I insult your mother by saying the truth.