Vending Machine

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Game Creator: Jack

This game is a Valhalla favorite. We have a virtual vending machine filled with unlimited amounts of everything (real or fictional) in the universe and beyond. First, one must insert something in the room they are in. The next player decides what they get from the vending machine, then inserts their own object from the room.

EXAMPLE:

-I insert a yo-yo
-You get... a piece of string!
I insert a set of headphones.
-You get... an alien autopsy video tape!
I insert a human thumb.
-You get... a soda vending machine!
I insert an agenda book.
...

You get without

I insert sans-coulots, or however it was spelled

You get the desert. The Sahara desert.

I insert Billy Mays's decaying skull.

You get sold a worthless item after a 25 hour infomercial

I input the desert

You get... live footage of Billy Mays, Ed McMahan, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Patrick Swayze hanging out at a remote beach house!

I insert 6-time Super Bowl champions.

You get me

I insert all of banjo's possessions

You get... all of banjo's possessions!

I insert all of Cyeaek's mean thoughts.

You get a hammer in your head

I insert your house and then walk home

You get... a meteor disrupting your course home and a trip to Hell for your mean thoughts (if you believe in that junk)!

I insert the Vending Machine master code.

You get a broken Vending machine (no code behind it)

I input a meteor

You get... an error message....

I insert the official shut-down of the Vending Machine game on Valhalla, because Cyeaek broke it.

You get a functional Vending Machine

I insert the fact that banjo broke it for getting rid of the code

You get a fake code.

I insert Cyeaek's brains... ERROR: PLEASE INSERT AN OBJECT

I insert Spielvogel.

You get shot in the head

I insert what came out of banjo's head when he was shot (AKA, nothing but blood and bits of bone.[sarcasm] Huh, I wonder why. [/sarcasm]) :p

You get... a banishment letter!

I insert feces.

You get your mother

I input my official slip for resigning from this site.

You get... sadness.

I insert the first sane thought I've had in a long time.

I love you, Julie.

You get a note saying you are still not sane

I insert my thoughts on how you switched girls so quickly

You get... Mallory's somehow no longer attractive face... with no body!

I insert a level of insanity that has stopped growing but remains consistent.

You get the whale from Jonah and the Whale. Enjoy!!!

I insert an airplane.

RAMEN'S PLAYING!!!

You get... the Mid-Atlantic Ridge!

I insert ramen.

You get soup

You insert...?

Corned beef

You get... a towel!

I insert ceiling.

you get a floor

i input water

You get... cologne!

I insert cologne.

You get manperfume and mandancing

I input the dirt from Disney World that is still on my shoes (assuming there is some)