Vending Machine

Game created by Jmill

We have a virtual vending machine with infinite random objects within. Insert a random object in the room you're in, and the next person will give you any random object (not necessarily in the room). That person would then put in an object in the room, etc., etc.

Example:

-I insert a mustache
-You get ectoplasm
I insert a bed
-You get a saw
I insert methane
-You get an alien egg
I insert a hat

monkey

You get: My brother's beard!!!

I insert my lightsaber (interpret how you want).

You get a briefcase full of guts!

I insert your brother's beard.

You get: A level five cleric of Chuck Norris (inside nerd/D&D joke; dont ask).

I insert the Master Sword. From Legend of Zelda.

You get: a tooth pick!

I insert a level five cleric of Chuck Norris (I don't want it)

You get: A level 4 Ranger with a wolf animal companion and longbow as his/her chosen fighting style.

I insert Ozzy's left big toe.

I doubt you have Ozzy's left big toe in your room.

Quote :

Insert a random object in the room you're in...

You receive a pre-order of Soul Sucka!

I insert my face.

you get: your face back!

I insert:a blue crayon!

You get... a baggy full of dog crap!

I insert $10,000 in shredded form.

you get: a used baby wipe!

I insert: a dead fly.

You get... a pot of gold!

I insert a picture of Megan Fox.

You get a life

I put in your soul

Aww.

Fine, I put in a bomb

you get: the explosion!

I input: cat food.

You get a tiger

I put in a shell

You get... a bomb that will blow as soon as you read this!

I insert a toe nail clipping.

You a clone.

I put in the Doctor's Daughter

Why is she in your room?

You get... back fat!

I insert an armpit hair.

My computer isn't in my bedroom, unlike yours

You get 9998999999999998989899999 tons of deodorant

I insert an object

You get... a jammed virtual vending machine!

I insert Megan Fox's butt?

LOL

I insert my butt.

Much better
You get burnt eyes

I put in a penny slug

You get a biological dictionary.

I insert my pondering.

you get your 2 cents back

I put in an Ood

You get... an English dictionary!

I insert System of a Down's Hypnotize album.

You get all the other dictionaries in the machine because I am tired of getting them

I put in the two dictionaries I got

You get... one dictionary!

I insert Swagger from Old Spice.

you get EVERY dictionary in the machine (including the three I just recently put in)

I put the dictionary back

You get... one dictionary!

I insert a couple dozen dictionaries.

That isn't even possible! You get a rift in the sanity continuum.

I put in sanity

You may insert either an object in the room or something received from the machine.

You get... arsenic poisoning!

I insert Spanish flash cards.

You get a geek

there is sanity in this room

I put in the arsenic poisoning

You get... plague!

I insert my dad.

You get a crowd of cheering people

I put in a mouse.

You receive... a piece of paper that says, "Why is there a mouse in your room?!"

I insert a door knob.

You get a piece of paper saying, "Look at what's under your right hand, idiot"

I put in a keyboard

You get a piece of paper saying, "How are you typing this crap now?"

I insert my iPod Nano

You get two pieces of paper: "I have 2 keyboards."
"Don't curse"

I insert a computer

You get... a virtual vending machine!

I insert a Steelers football.

You get tackled

I insert a cup of water

You get... a devil's food cake recipe!

I insert Boy's Life Magazine December 2005 issue.

You get -5 geek points

I put in geek glasses

You receive... a clone of your mom!

I insert a ramen's clone 3.0