(Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!

Game created by Jmill

We come up with even more random junk! This time, however, the random junk will be used to anger people and (theoretically, of course) KILL THEM!

EXAMPLE:
-I throw Chuck Norris at you!
-I delete Valhalla 4 and create 5.0!
-I join ICS!
-I burn every Star Wars book known to man (and Wookie)

I hacked ICS and deleted it!

I changed your name to I_love_ICS

I replaced the members of ICS with bots.

i ated ur health bar.

I threw an ugly fat chick going through her period at you.

I killed every girl in the universe

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I used a zombified Megan Fox to eat your brains.

I remove Megan Fox from existence, so she was never here

I remove your balls from existence

My profile says I'm a girl, so that shouldn't work

I turn you gay

I remind you you destroyed all girls, and you are one, so...

I'm a zombie

I try to eat your brains and then starve.

I kick a rock into your vagina.

I call in a mob of people that know the truth about how Doctor Who is better than Ozzy and have them beat you to submission.

I paid C. E. Webber, Sydney Newman, and Donald Wilson to permanently cancel Doctor Who.

I don't even have to do anything but give out your address

A huge mob of people from the USA and nearly all Britain's population come to your house and torture you in the most painful way possible

I commit suicide before they get here.

I use dark magic to bring you back to life and make it so that you can neither die nor fight back

I make Dr. Who a normal human being.

I ban you for arguing with the current admin.

Wrong game

I said that, and now I kill your family and force you to kiss your sister's dead body ON THE CHEEK!!!

I force you to make a bunch of weird posts, ruining your chance for reelection

Oh, wait, I already did that

I ban you for not voting for me.

You didn't even vote for you

I ban you for telling such lies.

OK, now you did, but you still are on the wrong topic

I turn you into a girl

I turn myself back into a guy and become the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

(you have to torture me)

(Unless your torture was making me see your face all the time, which is more torturous than anything you've done so far)

I make fun of your abnormal height until you cry, I guess.

I make fun of your abnormally short height until you cry

Awesome People Hater!!!!

I post pictures of you at the Christmas party on facebook.

Umm, me opening presents. Oh no

I post pictures of you with your flat girlfriend.

I post pictures of you making out with your sister!

oh no. obviously photoshopped pictures. gasp.

I make it so that you can not remember what Megan Fox looked like and you can't see her when you look at her and then make her streak past your house and all your neighbors will tell you about it for days.

i turn u into a gender-confused trampoline named Cassandra. ;D

I... uhhh... well, this is hard. How can I harm you if I don't know what your favorite show is!?

I cancel [insert favorite TV show here].

You failed

I murder Ozzy and remove every trace of his existance

I put Lady Gaga in a meat grinder.

I don't care

Actually, that sounds fun. DO IT!!!!

I put Megan Fox in a meat grinder

I put all of the Doctor Who guys in a meat grinder.

The meat grinder would break before you got up to me.

I put you in a meat grinder

I replaced the actor who plays the main character in Doctor Who with Adam West.

Who is Adam West? Ah, well, it's convenient the actor switch this spring and there aren't going to be any shows between now and then. You need to research before posting.

I point out how you fail

I point out your failure to know ANY American actors.

I know some

Megan Fox
Johnny Depp
and some more that I am too lazy to type

I post a picture of you on the forum, blinding you and everyone who looks at it.

Oh, yes, that would work, but only is you increased the brightness nob so much it broke the computer.

I set you on fire