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PostSubject: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 22nd 2010, 7:50 pm

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:40 pm

I hugged you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:52 pm

I kissed you on the cheek!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:53 pm

I tear off your lips and tongue, burn them, and decapitate you
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:55 pm

I force you to marry George Clooney.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 4:38 pm

I'd make him sleep with you, giving me grounds for divorce
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:05 pm

I enjoyed it.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:05 pm

I post videos on youtube
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:06 pm

I enjoy that.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:09 pm

I call you a creeper
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:10 pm

I agree.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:18 pm

You happily kill yourself


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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:19 pm

No. I butt rape you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:21 pm

No, you're gay
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 5:21 pm

I mouth rape you, as you are a girl.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 2:09 pm

You are cursed to never be able to see or touch any girl again.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 2:39 pm

You are turned into a transvestite.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 2:54 pm

I force you to watch every British show ever made and all music videos and such made off of them
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 4:11 pm

I threw a rock at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 4:15 pm

I pull off your eyelids
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 4:19 pm

I threw two rocks at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 6:17 pm

I pull off your nose
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 7:24 pm

I threw an ice cream cone at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 2nd 2010, 7:56 pm

I tear out your hair slowly
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 3rd 2010, 1:45 pm

I threw a McChicken at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 3rd 2010, 2:22 pm

I tear out your eyes
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 3rd 2010, 2:23 pm

I throw a sumo wrestler at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 3rd 2010, 2:40 pm

I tear off your head
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 3rd 2010, 7:06 pm

I throw a weeping angel at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 3rd 2010, 7:52 pm

You can't touch a weeping angel w/o getting sent into the past

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 4th 2010, 3:32 pm

I threw a rock at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 4th 2010, 4:29 pm

I'd tell you that you have 2 shadows

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 4th 2010, 5:00 pm

I would throw your brain at you. In other words, I wouldn't do anything.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 4th 2010, 9:04 pm

Har de Har har.

I burn Ozzt and Randy

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 5th 2010, 10:54 am

I throw "Ozzt" at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 5th 2010, 11:53 am

I burn your hair in your room (burnt hair smells really bad)

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 5th 2010, 11:55 am

I throw burnt hair at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 5th 2010, 12:09 pm

You get set on fire

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 5th 2010, 3:47 pm

I throw a surf board at your scrotum, cutting it open.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 5th 2010, 7:56 pm

I STILL am a girl

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 6th 2010, 10:46 am

I throw a surf board at your, uhhh... hair?

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 6th 2010, 7:05 pm

I bash your head in

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 6th 2010, 7:13 pm

I kick you in the nose!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 2:52 pm

I burn your apartment down

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 3:33 pm

I throw a burnt apartment at you!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 8:27 pm

I burn all of your family's money. The fire doesn't last long.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 8:45 pm

You get nothing but a pity laugh, butt hole.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 8:49 pm

Please torture the person in front of you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 8:54 pm

I did, you only got a pity laugh.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   February 8th 2010, 8:56 pm

I force everyone in the world to laugh at you at the same time

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