Valhalla-ICS War

The Zagreb-Valhalla War is officially over. The chat network concept is now basically running in Valhalla Forums. In order to keep everyone in one spot and remain loyal, I declare war on Iron City Stories. I will not rest until Book III: Adeptus and any other stories created in the future are on Valhalla. Uncanny... will... pay.

.... okay mister...

I could say a number of things, but I choose to say this; we at ICS do not want war, but we will not tolerate bull-s--t like a friend of one of the creators spamming the forum because a few users and stories aren't Valhalla-exclusive. Do not break the law by doing this sort of stuff in the future. Even if the law is on your side, our friendship will be over if this continues.

I see you represent the ambassador. All the Valhalla Council wants is to own the rights to Adeptus. BTW, I have not spammed the forum since Saturday, when I was on the phone with you.

Doesn't mean you won't do it in the future. And you can't have The Adepts. We've already got three or four characters running.

We agreed I wouldn't spam the forum, remember? How can we come to a mutual agreement by which a united power is formed? Having to run back and forth surely must get tiring?

Not really. And I know that unified power would have to be a dictatorship run by you. I'm not buying it.

Hmmm... dictatorship? It's because I'm German, isn't it? You racist [censored]!

No, Valhalla is not a dictatorship. I am more like one person who runs, represents, and maintains the forums. I have given you every possible right a moderator can have except deleting members and other people's works. I don't even do the last two because we agreed only to delete bad posts.

How can I fix the "dictatorship" problem without granting admin rights to every member? I believe I listen to and fix complaints, and, as said, give you an abnormal amount of powers, including creating polls, announcements, stickies, voting, multi-quoting, changing topic colors, adding topic descriptions, deleting posts for an infinite amount of time, canceling votes, requesting reviving topics, suggesting ideas, the right to vote, (mostly) freedom of speech, I've unlocked all forums except Discarded Topics, members have all the same rights, but cannot see mods forums. There's not much else I can let you do.

NOTE: Disregard this post if the above insult was a joke.

Don't you EVER call me a racist bastard, you dumb f-g! If there's one thing I'm not, its a racist! I'm about as liberal as they come, and I openly accept other races! I will tolerate a lot, but being called a racist is not one of those things! I don't even know if you're German for sure! Just because you took a comment about my assumption of your personality as a racial slur doesn't mean you can hurl around slanderous terms like racist (though technically this is in print, so it would be libelous; thank you J. Jonah Jameson).

It was a joke. *DISREGARDED*

always never and I are both of German descent.

Things pretty much crossed the line when Cyeaek joined your site. I'm afraid I'm going to have to say I hate all of you, butt holes.

heeeyy... I haven't joined it >-< why hate me?

My hatred is directed more towards anything related to the ICS forum.

I just realized I came up with the entire points system for Adeptus, so I demand representation, Mr. Ambassador.

An attempted peace treaty was just attempted, and I remained calm with my membership privileges, but my computer was banned for no reason, and now the war is revived again. I will throw everything I have at him. a_n, make your move!

@banjo999: This reminds me of Bob Daisley, Lee Kerslake, and Phil Soussan suing Ozzy Osbourne somehow! And banjo999 is Ozzy! This will turn out great!!! Total sarcasm intended!

I have no idea who those people are!

banjo999 wrote:

I have no idea who those people are!

Bob Daisley and Lee Kerslake were the original bassist and drummer for Ozzy Osbourne's solo band, who worked along side him and RANDY RHOADS!!! They supposedly had unpaid royalties for their work on Blizzard of Ozz and in Diary of a Madman, they were kicked out after recording all the bass and drum parts for him and replaced with new members. Phil Soussan worked with Ozzy Osbourne for one album, The Ultimate Sin. He wrote Shot In The Dark and he and Ozzy are still arguing over copyrights.

I thought Daisley sounded familiar, but no one cares about any bassists (Geezer Butler being the exclusion, 'cause he can make a song ROCK!).

Long live Valhalla, its RPGs, the Valhalla playlist, and Megan Fox! (all of which ICS does not have! [pretty much the only things Danny did not rip off])

For the umpteenth time it was not ripped off of your site! Your vendetta appears to be rage from elsewhere that needs focus, as there is no reason behind it. I don't really like either better but this is just insane!

Please don't MAKE there be a war no one wants.

That's not Cyeaek talking, it's his sister.

I have been waiting a long time for you to say that

1. I would never let my sister touch my computer
2. Even if I did I would force her off before she posted such a long post
3. I wouldn't even leave the window up
4. Her writing style is a lot different than mine
5. She doesn't use vendetta, and neither do I but it popped in to my head as I was typing so I decided to use it
6. She always plans before typing and wouldn't use word that pop in her head
7. Why would she even be on this site
8. She's watching Doctor Who right now
23. If something happens, if anything goes wrong, you know what to do.
9. That was a random Doctor Who reference

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Why were you waiting for me to say that?...

I said something similar to my sister earlier on and started making a counter-argument in my head and then on this post even less like my sister's you said it so I could finally use this awesome argument I made up

What happened to the war? Nothing major has happened since admin was banned...

Also, something that banjo pointed out. I'm not angry or jealous, just curious. Why did everyone suddenly come here? Not saying you can't or anything, but it was surprising.

Way to revive a topic that was on the verge of dying.

I can't really answer your question, as I asked it.

No one was posting, so I posted just here instead of on both

Post Ramen, post!

BTW, I just listened to the Monster version that is now on Valhalla (the one with the vague radio noise) and I believe that sound in the background that is supposed to sound all creepy is actually an echo effect.

Hey, Banjo, I'm not going back to the ICS site for a while

That's good to hear. Have fun on Valhalla in the meantime.