SUPER AMAZING CRAZY READ-NOW NEWS!!!

A body was apparently found today (March 2) at 2:30 PM in the woods near I-95 and Rt. 610. Upon further inspection, it's the woods literally right next to my backyard that I can walk to and back in 10 seconds. *Brrr* I got the chills. I'm posting this on Facebook.

Your dad is a killer!!! JK

Yeah, you told me about it. And apparently we're not the only ones who have heard about it. We (meaning banjo) should look into this more. Do the police know if it was a murder or an accidental death yet? I should start locking my bedroom door at night...

Your bedroom door? The one that can easily be kicked in and opened with a needle? You might need more security than that. Try a Teddy Bear decoy.

Or just squeeze a teddy bear tight. It works in the movies. I would suggest locking the front door as a priority, though.

That could work, but it never does in the movies. Sleep under the bed!

OR... I got nothin'. Whatever you do, don't sacrifice yourself for someone else. You'll all die in the end.

Wait, how does dalek know that my bedroom door has the easiest lock to pick in the history of locks? That's more than a bit creepy...

He's saying that bedroom doors in general aren't very sturdy.

Is that what he meant by this?

Cyeaek wrote:

Your bedroom door? The one that can easily be kicked in and opened with a needle? You might need more security than that. Try a Teddy Bear decoy.

Also, I just felt really bad about the dead person. I mean, think of how his/her family must be feeling right now. Gosh...do they know if it was murder yet?

IDK, it was on the news, though, according to some friends.

ramen, I will continue this debate until I win. Cyeaek is aware, just like everyone else on the planet, that most bedroom doors have a small pick hole in the knob. ALL of those types of knobs can easily be breached with a thin, stick-like object in order to unlock it. Think hard, ramen. Just because you're rich doesn't mean you have to assume you're the only one with that kind of door. I have that, for Pete's sake.

Yeah, and you are really poor not all that rich.
I think they are like that cause children might do something stupid
That and its cheap

Yes, ass hole.

I am NOT rich!!! My family's not hurting for money, and yes, I have a big house, but its a piece of crap because the builder ran out of money when he was making it and the bank foreclosed on it! My parents got it really cheap, so please don't judge me on that. I assumed taht I was the only one with this kind of lock, because none of my friends ever have reason to lock their doors, except for a certain someone who thinks its okay to lock MINE! Please excuse me for actually not reading Cyeak's mind. Sorry, I'll try harder next time, my liege.

Sorry, geez. No one ever said your parents are hurting for money.

It wasn't that, it was the assumption that I was rich because of my big house.

You're richer than me.

I'm not going to open this up again. Anyways.............

Me neither, unless it's posted in.