Banishment

First topic message reminder :

In this game, we are to come up with random, stupid reasons to ban each other. Remain aware no one will actually be banned.

EXAMPLE:

-You're banned for spending too much time on the computer!
-You're banned for having no underarm hair!
-You're banned for yeling.
-You're banned for spelling "yelling" wrong!
-You're banned for being a grammar Nazi!
...

You are banned for the number 6!!!

You're banned for stupid reasons!

You are banned for purple!

You are banned for Black Mesa!

You are banned for Davros and/or the mastermind on Skullcrusher Mountain!

You are banned for probably not knowing what Black Mesa is!

They are the evil group from the game that came bundled with that one

You are banned for failing

You're banned for failing, as you don't know what Black Mesa is!

You are banned for banning me for something that is incorrect

You're banned for lying to yourself!

You are banned for not realizing where I learned about Still Alive from

You're banned for not helping onehalfap get more bonus points than me today in Latin II!

@onehalfap: I WIN!!!!!!

You are banned for posting such a random post

You are banned for rejecting randomosity.

You are banned for banning for bans

You are banned for continuously banning for playing the game, and not coming up with humorous bans.

You are banned for being a hypocrite
Your bans are not humorous, and 1:2 of them are for playing the game

You are banned for bad statistics.

you are banned for 11 statistics

You are banned for pronouncing your username wrong (it's Sye-ee-ah-eek)!

The y isn't a vowel in this case

You are banned for pronouncing my name wrong. (See-ah-ek [short e sound])

You're banned for making a "y" silent! I mean, where have you ever heard of a silent "y?"

Y is used as the vowel, actually, and the e is silent

you are banned for not figuring out how it would work (this ban brought to you by triangles)

That's a stupid way to pronounce a word spelled that way. You're banned for being stupid.

You are banned for not noticing EVERYTHING in the English language is that way.

You're banned for making a major stereotype that's not true in all situations.

You are banned for calling an exaggeration a stereotype.

You're banned for not looking at both sides of the statement.

You're banned for banning me for something I didn't do

You're banned for AGAIN banning me for playing the game.

You are banned for banning me in a hypocritical way that I have already banned you

You're banned for abusing the root word "ban."

But, but,

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You are banned for insulting ban by saying that using ban is offensive to ban when ban should be happy because ban is getting more attention because you are being banned by me and I am using ban, banned, and banning a lot, making ban famous for banning.

You are banned for playing even after you have been banned.

You are banned for banning me for playing the game

You are banned for saying that at least four times, when you were specifically told to ban for a completely new reason each time -- therefore, you are NOT playing the game (correctly), so I should not be banned for your stupid banishment statement.

You are banned for exaggerating (I've only done it 2-3 time cause you deleted posts!)