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PostSubject: Vending Machine   January 16th 2010, 7:38 pm

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We have a virtual vending machine with infinite random objects within. Insert a random object in the room you're in, and the next person will give you any random object (not necessarily in the room). That person would then put in an object in the room, etc., etc.

Example:

-I insert a mustache
-You get ectoplasm
I insert a bed
-You get a saw
I insert methane
-You get an alien egg
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 16th 2010, 8:30 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 16th 2010, 9:00 pm

You get: My brother's beard!!!

I insert my lightsaber (interpret how you want).
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 16th 2010, 9:20 pm

You get a briefcase full of guts!

I insert your brother's beard.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 16th 2010, 9:55 pm

You get: A level five cleric of Chuck Norris (inside nerd/D&D joke; dont ask).

I insert the Master Sword. From Legend of Zelda.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 17th 2010, 10:26 am

You get: a tooth pick!

I insert a level five cleric of Chuck Norris (I don't want it)

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 17th 2010, 12:40 pm

You get: A level 4 Ranger with a wolf animal companion and longbow as his/her chosen fighting style.

I insert Ozzy's left big toe.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 17th 2010, 1:31 pm

I doubt you have Ozzy's left big toe in your room.

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Insert a random object in the room you're in...

You receive a pre-order of Soul Sucka!

I insert my face.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 19th 2010, 2:49 pm

you get: your face back!

I insert:a blue crayon!
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 19th 2010, 3:55 pm

You get... a baggy full of dog crap!

I insert $10,000 in shredded form.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 20th 2010, 12:56 pm

you get: a used baby wipe!

I insert: a dead fly.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 20th 2010, 9:24 pm

You get... a pot of gold!

I insert a picture of Megan Fox.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 23rd 2010, 7:18 pm

You get a life

I put in your soul
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 23rd 2010, 8:28 pm

You must input something in the room. Outputs may be anything, so that's fine, but my soul will not work.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 24th 2010, 10:39 am

Aww.

Fine, I put in a bomb
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 24th 2010, 12:18 pm

you get: the explosion!

I input: cat food.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 24th 2010, 12:25 pm

You get a tiger

I put in a shell
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 4:13 pm

You get... a bomb that will blow as soon as you read this!

I insert a toe nail clipping.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 5:14 pm

You a clone.

I put in the Doctor's Daughter
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 5:23 pm

Why is she in your room?

You get... back fat!

I insert an armpit hair.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 5:27 pm

My computer isn't in my bedroom, unlike yours

You get 9998999999999998989899999 tons of deodorant
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 6:59 pm

Error: Please insert an object.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:07 pm

I insert an object
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:18 pm

You get... a jammed virtual vending machine!

I insert Megan Fox's butt?

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:25 pm

You must input something in the room.

Don't even try to say it.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:28 pm

LOL

I insert my butt.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:30 pm

Much better
You get burnt eyes

I put in a penny slug
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:31 pm

You get a biological dictionary.

I insert my pondering.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 7:55 pm

you get your 2 cents back

I put in an Ood


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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 8:28 pm

You get... an English dictionary!

I insert System of a Down's Hypnotize album.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 25th 2010, 9:11 pm

You get all the other dictionaries in the machine because I am tired of getting them

I put in the two dictionaries I got
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 4:35 pm

You get... one dictionary!

I insert Swagger from Old Spice.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 5:51 pm

you get EVERY dictionary in the machine (including the three I just recently put in)

I put the dictionary back
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 7:59 pm

You get... one dictionary!

I insert a couple dozen dictionaries.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 8:37 pm

That isn't even possible! You get a rift in the sanity continuum.

I put in sanity
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 8:41 pm

You may insert either an object in the room or something received from the machine.

You get... arsenic poisoning!

I insert Spanish flash cards.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 8:51 pm

You get a geek

there is sanity in this room

I put in the arsenic poisoning
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 26th 2010, 9:43 pm

You get... plague!

I insert my dad.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 10:37 am

You get a crowd of cheering people

I put in a mouse.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 12:56 pm

You receive... a piece of paper that says, "Why is there a mouse in your room?!"

I insert a door knob.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 1:08 pm

You get a piece of paper saying, "Look at what's under your right hand, idiot"

I put in a keyboard
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 1:10 pm

You get a piece of paper saying, "How are you typing this crap now?"

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 1:10 pm

I insert my iPod Nano

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 2:44 pm

You get two pieces of paper: "I have 2 keyboards."
"Don't curse"

I insert a computer
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 3:41 pm

You get... a virtual vending machine!

I insert a Steelers football.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 3:52 pm

You get tackled

I insert a cup of water
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 3:53 pm

You get... a devil's food cake recipe!

I insert Boy's Life Magazine December 2005 issue.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 4:39 pm

You get -5 geek points

I put in geek glasses
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 5:03 pm

You receive... a clone of your mom!

I insert a ramen's clone 3.0

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   January 27th 2010, 7:02 pm

You must input something in the room.
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