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PostSubject: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 22nd 2010, 7:50 pm

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We come up with even more random junk! This time, however, the random junk will be used to anger people and (theoretically, of course) KILL THEM!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 22nd 2010, 7:51 pm

I hacked ICS and deleted it!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 11:38 am

I changed your name to I_love_ICS
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 11:39 am

I replaced the members of ICS with bots.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 11:42 am

i ated ur health bar.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 12:06 pm

I threw an ugly fat chick going through her period at you.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 4:52 pm

I killed every girl in the universe
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 5:16 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I used a zombified Megan Fox to eat your brains.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 5:18 pm

I remove Megan Fox from existence, so she was never here
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 6:02 pm

I remove your balls from existence

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 6:14 pm

My profile says I'm a girl, so that shouldn't work

I turn you gay
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 23rd 2010, 8:30 pm

I remind you you destroyed all girls, and you are one, so...

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 24th 2010, 10:38 am

I'm a zombie

I try to eat your brains and then starve.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 4:18 pm

I kick a rock into your vagina.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 4:41 pm

I call in a mob of people that know the truth about how Doctor Who is better than Ozzy and have them beat you to submission.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 5:03 pm

I paid C. E. Webber, Sydney Newman, and Donald Wilson to permanently cancel Doctor Who.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 5:16 pm

I don't even have to do anything but give out your address

A huge mob of people from the USA and nearly all Britain's population come to your house and torture you in the most painful way possible
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 5:22 pm

I commit suicide before they get here.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 5:34 pm

I use dark magic to bring you back to life and make it so that you can neither die nor fight back
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 6:52 pm

I make Dr. Who a normal human being.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:09 pm

Invalid input: Dr.Who is a show, not a being

Also, the Doctor was turned into a human a couple of times already.

Fail post, yours was.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:15 pm

I ban you for arguing with the current admin.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:28 pm

Wrong game
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:30 pm

I said that, and now I kill your family and force you to kiss your sister's dead body ON THE CHEEK!!!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:32 pm

I force you to make a bunch of weird posts, ruining your chance for reelection

Oh, wait, I already did that
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:36 pm

I ban you for not voting for me.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 7:54 pm

You didn't even vote for you
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 8:29 pm

I ban you for telling such lies.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 25th 2010, 9:09 pm

OK, now you did, but you still are on the wrong topic

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 4:37 pm

I turn myself back into a guy and become the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 5:48 pm

(you have to torture me)

(Unless your torture was making me see your face all the time, which is more torturous than anything you've done so far)
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 8:09 pm

I make fun of your abnormal height until you cry, I guess.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 8:42 pm

I make fun of your abnormally short height until you cry

Awesome People Hater!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 8:43 pm

I post pictures of you at the Christmas party on facebook.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 8:56 pm

Umm, me opening presents. Oh no

I post pictures of you with your flat girlfriend.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 26th 2010, 9:41 pm

I post pictures of you making out with your sister!

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 10:44 am

oh no. obviously photoshopped pictures. gasp.

I make it so that you can not remember what Megan Fox looked like and you can't see her when you look at her and then make her streak past your house and all your neighbors will tell you about it for days.
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 12:45 pm

i turn u into a gender-confused trampoline named Cassandra. ;D
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 12:51 pm

I... uhhh... well, this is hard. How can I harm you if I don't know what your favorite show is!?

I cancel [insert favorite TV show here].

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 12:59 pm

You failed

I murder Ozzy and remove every trace of his existance
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 1:01 pm

I put Lady Gaga in a meat grinder.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 1:06 pm

I don't care

Actually, that sounds fun. DO IT!!!!

I put Megan Fox in a meat grinder
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 1:07 pm

I put all of the Doctor Who guys in a meat grinder.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 1:12 pm

The meat grinder would break before you got up to me.

I put you in a meat grinder
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 1:20 pm

I replaced the actor who plays the main character in Doctor Who with Adam West.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 2:50 pm

Who is Adam West? Ah, well, it's convenient the actor switch this spring and there aren't going to be any shows between now and then. You need to research before posting.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:05 pm

I point out your failure to know ANY American actors.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:07 pm

I know some

Megan Fox
Johnny Depp
and some more that I am too lazy to type
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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:08 pm

I post a picture of you on the forum, blinding you and everyone who looks at it.

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PostSubject: Re: (Theoretical) Instruments of Torture!   January 27th 2010, 3:10 pm

Oh, yes, that would work, but only is you increased the brightness nob so much it broke the computer.

I set you on fire
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