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PostSubject: For storage use.   July 17th 2010, 11:24 pm

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

You: MUAHAHAHA!

Stranger:
?!

Stranger: What?

You: Evil.

Stranger:
Who me? D:

You: No, fool! ME!

Stranger:
..oh.

Stranger: WELL.

You: Wanna know how evil I
am?

Stranger: Sure.

Stranger: Go for it.

You:
I adopt puppies just to throw them in an alleyway!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!

Stranger:
I do that too.

Stranger: Cept to kittens and bunnys.

You:
MUAHA-wait, what?

Stranger: Haha, yea.

Stranger:
From the shelter.

Stranger: And I get
their hopes up by raising them.

Stranger: Then I
bring them to the ally with my shotgun.

Stranger: And BAM.

Stranger:
;D

You: DEAR GOD1

You: !

Stranger:
I know right?

You: Well...

You: I bought my
girlfriend plastic surgery and gave her TWO LEFT BOOBS! MUAHAHAHA!

Stranger:
I bought my grandmother fake teeth and I gave her two bottom sets.

You:
What is WRONG with you!?

Stranger: I'm not
human.

Stranger: I SPARKLE IN THE SUN.

Stranger:
No.

Stranger: Haha, i'unno.

You:
Well, uh...

You: I cut off someone's manly-man potty mouth
unspeakable area WITH A HEDGEROW CUTTER!

Stranger: Ow. That
hurt me and I'm not even a man.

You: Do aliens have
genitals?

Stranger: Wouldn't know.

You:
Or whatever species you may be?

Stranger: We have
genitals yes.

Stranger: I don't see why that matters to you,
tho.

You: So you are a female of your species?

Stranger:
Indeed I am.

You: *GASP*

Stranger: Hm?

You:
Being ecvil and all, mother NEVER let me come close to women! This
feels GREAT!

You: Giggity.

Stranger: Oh my god.


Stranger: This has to be the most entertaining
conversation on Omegle ever.

Stranger: Usually
it's just "asl" and you leave

Stranger: BUT THIS IS
GREAT!

You: I'm just a 30-year old man living in h is
mom's basement plotting to destoy the world and playing the occasional
DND with my buds. NO ONE ever calls me interesting. *Sniff* I must
thank you.

Stranger: I'm glad I could make your day, sir.

You:
I need a tissue.

You: DEo you live in your mom's basement?

You:
*Do

Stranger: I wish!

Stranger:
I live in the attic.

You: I know, right!
People are always going on about "the real world" and how great it is!
FOOEY! The basement is LEGIT!

You: However, I'm too
scared to venture to teh attic.

Stranger: Oh my.
Why's that>

Stranger: You seem evil enough to not be
scared of ANYTHING.

You: I stole this inator from some German guy
fighting a platypus. That's the only time I ever left the basement.

Stranger:
...why?

You: It looked eveil, but all it does is shoot a
laser into space.... I guess that's what I should expect from a single
40-year-old German fighting platypuses (platypi?) in hats.

Stranger:
Platipi, yes.

Stranger: Ugh.

You: Stranger is
typing...

Stranger: Google Chrome spell check, you
failed me.

You: WAIT A SECOND!!!

Stranger:
Okay>

Stranger: ?*

You: Mother told me NEVER
to talk to strangers! Should I be cared?

You:
*scared

Stranger: I'm not a stranger.

Stranger:
I'm your friend.

Stranger: Smile

You:
But it says you are a starnegr!

Stranger: That was
cheesy.

Stranger: This is Omegle. It's all lies.

You:
BE GONE, STARENGR!

Stranger: BUT BUT
BUT.

You: What is a starengr, anyway?

Stranger:
Chuck Norris?

You: I forget.

You: CHUCK NORRIS!?

You:
Who is more powerful than Chuck Norris female, non-human, intelligent
species, female person?

You: I said female twice?

Stranger:
Barney?

You: NO!

Stranger: Yes

Stranger:
You did.

Stranger: XD

You: Not Barney, but
Stinson is close.

Stranger: STINSON?!

Stranger:
Who's that?

Stranger: Keep in mind, I live in the corner
of my mother's attic.

You: It's funny, I just
realized my Bro Code is right on top of my Chuck Norris fact book!
That's a bit spooky.

Stranger: Your what
is on your what?

You: Barney Stinson is the author of the
published Bro Code.

Stranger: One second.
Gotta google.

You: I would reveal the secrets of the Bro
Code to you...

You: But you are a female.

Stranger:
And all I'm good for is making sandwiches and sex?

You:
Hold on....

Stranger: To what?

You:
OW! Not that, that's for sure!

You: Hold on to this
candy!

Stranger: IS IT PEPPERMINT FLAVOURED?

You:
No.

Stranger: Good.

Stranger: Peppermint
tastes terrible.

You: The bro Code has excerpts from the chick
code, which proves you are for more than cookingf and intimate
relations.

You: ONE:

You: A chick shall not
sleep with another chick's ex-boyfriend, unless she does.

You:
TWO:

You: A chick never pays for anything. Ever.

You:
THREE:

You: If two chicks get into a fight, they shall
make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other, rather than simply
stripping down and wrestling it out.

You: (I hate that rule SO
much)

You: FOUR:

You: (No, four is too
long, I'll skip a few.)

You: SEVEN:

You:
A chick shall not operate a motor vehichle in a safe manner.

You:
All-in-all, I guess it DOESN'T prove you're for more than the above
stated two tghings.

You: You may speak.

Stranger:
Can't. Laughing too hard.

Stranger: Gimme a
sec.

You: I'm so evil, I didn't let you talk for
FOURTEEN lines!

You: MUAHAHAHA!

Stranger:
You had to count, didn't you?

You: Yes. Yes, I did.

Stranger:
Okay.

You: So, female intelligent species person.
You wanna get jiggy with it?

You: I don't know what
that means, either....

Stranger: Jiggy with
it..

Stranger: Doesn't compute.

You: I
saw it in a magazine.

Stranger: Google
Chrome doesn't say it's a word so I'unno.

Stranger:
Making up words. PSH, magazine people.

You: Jiggy, the thing
from Banjo-Kazooie?

Stranger: Banjo?

Stranger:
Kazooie?

Stranger: ..?

You: banjo999: my sername
on a lot of interwebby things. AKA banj0999, banjo99999

You:
*username

Stranger: Lots of 9s.

You:
Banjo-Kazooie, a videogame

Stranger: I don't
play video games too often.

You: An EVIL video game!!!

Stranger:
Sounds like something with shapes and numbers.

Stranger:
That's totally evil.

You: So, female
intelligent species person?

Stranger: Hm?

You:
What exactly IS your species?

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PostSubject: Re: For storage use.   July 18th 2010, 12:00 am

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi asl

You:
Why do YOU wanna know!?

You: STRANGER DANGER!

Stranger:
f of m

You: You answer first! Are you a bro or a
chick?

Stranger: chick

You: Giggity.

You:
I am a bro.

Stranger: age

You: Well, I'm only 14,
but I can date chicks older than me (but no lower than 13). Let me
emphasize I am AWESOME!

Stranger: im 15

You:
Giggity.

Stranger: yup

You: Yep.

You:
Location is what I'm assuming you'll ask for next?

Stranger:
yes i live in cali...u

You: SERIOUSLY!? I miss
Cali SO much! *Sob* I am FROM Palm Springs, but am currently living in
VA.

Stranger: cool

You: Not really.

You:
VA SUCKS!

Stranger: cali sucks

You:
What part do you live in?

Stranger: san diego

You:
Ah, that would do it.

You: And I owe you the
fact my current city is Stafford.

You: So, 15-year-old
giggity chick...can I tell you how awesomely amazingly smexy I am?

Stranger:
sure

You: I am AWESOMELY AMAZINGLY smexy!

Stranger:
lol

You: You?

Stranger: im pretty
sexii

You: Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity
giggity GOO!

Stranger: lol

You: My cup size is
48DDD.

You: You?

Stranger: 36C

You:
Giggity.

You: Okay, I lied about my cup size....

You:
It's 52DDD

You: *Sobs*

Stranger: lol

You:
Hey, I would like to prove to you my sexiness.

Stranger:
ok

You: Okay, I AM sexy, but I have one flaw:

You:
I have a fairly large nose.

Stranger: ok

You:
Alright. Can I paste pics on here?

Stranger: idk

You:
BRB

Stranger: ok

You: Testing:

You:
FAIL

You: It does not work....

You:
Hold on, just check out my FB page.

Stranger: ok

Stranger:
ok

You: http://www.facebook.com/#!/banjo999

You:
Don't tell me: I AM SEXY!!!

You: Be honest.

You:
Yello?

You: NO! I scared off another girl with my big
nose!

You: WHY ME?

Stranger: im here

You:
Wait, so you were NOT scared off by my big nose?

Stranger:
no

You: THANK GOD!

Stranger: lol

You:
Good, bad? Be honest!

Stranger: its ok

You:
*Sob*

Stranger: lol

You: The chicks will
never dig me like they do the Ols Spice guy.

You:
*Old Spice

You: But the Old Spice guy doesn't have BLUE
EYES! TAKE THAT!

Stranger: lol if u go
on facebook u should look me up

You: Your name?

You:
Now you know mine, I guess.

You: LEMME GUESS! Chelsey
Watlington!?

Stranger: its tricia

You:
Darn.

You: Tricia?

You: K, Imma look u up.

Stranger:
ok

You: Kalcheff?

Stranger: no

You:
Oten?

Stranger: no its allen

You:
Is your profile pic a skull?

Stranger: no

You:
Oh, are you registered under the city San Diego, CA?

Stranger:
no its under flordia

You: What city?

Stranger:
port.st.lucie

You: No results, hold on. Lemme try something
else. This is a REALLY hard Scavenger hunt! I'll be honest. I've
never done one on Facebook.

Stranger: lol

You:
Is your city publicly displayed on your profile? Cuz if not, Imma need
different info.

Stranger: it is

You:
And your name is Tricia, not Patricia?

Stranger: its tricia

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PostSubject: Re: For storage use.   July 18th 2010, 6:26 pm

THE MOST EPIC OMEGLE CONVERSATION EVAH!!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: Hello, random stranger!

Stranger: HEYYY

Stranger: Very Happy


You: OMG, a smiley!

Stranger: I know right

You: &-9

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: whats that ?


You: I think it's an AWESOME face!


Stranger: Right of course why didnt I think of that ?!

You: You're just tired, I'm sure.

You: How long have you been on here, stranger?


Stranger: like 5 min

Stranger: Yes thats right


You: Oh, Gosh. You should really get sonme sleep.

Stranger: I went to bed at 430

Stranger: ;D

Stranger: imma stud


You: I see you, stranger! I see you!

You: (Not literally)

You: (That'd be creepy)


Stranger: teehee i know

Stranger: yes yes it would


You: Stranger, I swear. You speak my language. the language of AWESOME.

You: In which Teehee and Jawahralal is part of a reguklar vocabulary.

Stranger: OF COURSE

Stranger: oh my me to !

Stranger: and boobage


You: YESH!

You: You're the most amazing stranger EVAH!

You: I HAVE AN IDEA!


Stranger: vvhat ?

You: We should meet up and go bowling in THONGS!!!

Stranger: oh wow that'd be cool!


You: IKR!?

Stranger: duhhh

You: Hey, since I have gained your trust, can I ask your opinion on something?

Stranger: yes .

You: Who is more powerful (more than one answer is acceptable)?

A) Chuck Norris
B) Bruce Lee
C) Mr. T
D) The Old Spice Guy

You: I'd have to say B, maybe D


Stranger: D yee

Stranger: or B yeah

Stranger: ORRRR

Stranger: ALL OF THEMM! <3


You: I beg to differ. Chuck Norris would rip off Mr. T's hair.

You: That mohawk/afro thing.


Stranger: Yes that is true

Stranger: I like Zuko from the last airbender

Stranger: He'd destroy them all

You: *GASP*

You: A silly fire bender destroy an Asian who invented Karate?


Stranger: duhhh the fire bender would light that bitch up


You: *GASP*!!! I once saw Bruce lee pull off Chuck Norris' chest hair, dude. No fire bender could come within a mile of Chuck Norris.

You: My bad: dude/ette.


Stranger: lmao very true .. but darlin' I need to go to my grandmas so I hope you have good convos with other strangers

Stranger: :DD


You: Seeya, dude/ette!

Stranger: ette Very Happy


You: Have a good time! :-D

Stranger: thanks sexy

You: Lawlz.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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PostSubject: Re: For storage use.   July 18th 2010, 7:41 pm

You're now chatting with a
random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with
the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You:
Hello, random stranger!

Stranger: why hello
other random stranger!

You: May I say you look
lovely this afternoon?

You: How iz you, stranger?

You:
Well, Imma leave.

You: Or not.

Stranger: haha im
awesome thanks, sorry i was talking to someone

You: I
understand.

You: But I believe I'm even MORE AWESOME!

Stranger:
you are!

You: Yesh.

Stranger: Very Happy

You:
Yesh, I am.

Stranger: indeed Very Happy

You:
So, stranger?

Stranger: yes stranger?

You:
Chuck Norris?

You: Bruce Lee?

You: Mr. T?

You:
Or the old Spice Guy?

Stranger: hahah
whuuut?

You: Who is more powerful?

Stranger:
Me =D

You: IMPOSSIBLE! Unless you are Bruce lee back
from tyhe grave.

You: Here is the chain of events:

You:
-Old Spice Guy would rip off Mr. T's mohawk/afro.

You:
-Chuck Norris would rip Old Spice Guy's towel in half.

You:
-Bruce Lee would rip off Chuck norris' chest hairs

You:
BRUCE LEE WINS!

Stranger: haha XD

You:
SHAROOOOON!!!

Stranger: hahaha

You:
What is life like in Montana,. stranger?

Stranger: i wouldnt
know xD

You: Hey, Imma ask somethin a bit personal.

You:
Do you haqve a protrusion on the chest area or hip area (not counting
tumors or other abnormal growths)?

Stranger: a what?

You:
Protrusion, something extending outward.

Stranger:
haha, urm boobs?

You: Yesh.

You: So it would be the
former, not the latter.

You: If I understand
correctly.

Stranger: haha yea

Stranger:
i have boobs

Stranger: if thats what your asking

You:
*Sigh* They're not "boobs," they're a protrusion in the chest area.

You:
We don't wanna use dirty words when the ninjas, CIA, FBI, and hackers
are watching.

You: Imagine a giant rubber duck for me.

You:
Now a pink golf ball.

You: Jawaharlal, I'm
gavrelle.

You: OK, you're good.

Stranger:
hahab

You: We may continue concvversing.

Stranger:
haha*

Stranger: >.<

You:
How iz life, stranger?

Stranger: it is
awesome Very Happy

Stranger: your life?

You:
AMAZINGLY AWESOME AND MANLY!

Stranger: haha woop
xD

You: WHOA! now, don't be alarmed, but i think i
may be smexy!

Stranger: hahah yaaay >.<

You:
Shocking, i know.

You: Do me a favor: check yourself. Are
you...*gulps*...smexy?

Stranger: *checks
self* .... *shakes head* nu-uh

You: *Sighs with relief*

You:
Good, you're clean.

You: Now, I need to tell you something,
Hannah.

Stranger: Hannah from Montanna? >.<

You:
You're boyfriend is waiting in the nearest park. However, you only
have 30 minutes before the chip in his brain resets him to the point in
which his memory is only valid for 10 seconds at a time.

You:
WHAT WILL YOU DO???

Stranger: stay here
:3

You: Don't you care about him?

Stranger:
nopee

You: What if he suddenly got a six pack and
hair as awesome as mine?

You: 29 minutes.

Stranger:
hmm that would be awesome

You: Seattle, WA?

You:
He's begging for you to arrive soon.

You: Go quickly, Mallory!

Stranger:
it will take me a lot longer than 29 mins to get there >.<

You:
He's now been transported to the room directly across the hall.

You:
Go get the chip and tell me the code on the front!

Stranger:
cant be bothered

You: I NEED THAT CODE!

Stranger:
1234 :3

You: IT WORKED!

You: They're free!
they're all free!!!

Stranger: haha

You:
MUAHAHAHAHA!

Stranger: o.O

You: Now your world is
DOOMED!

You: Becuz I iz EVIL!

Stranger:
O:

You: Wanna know how eveil I am?

Stranger:
yup

You: I got my granny some dentures, but got her
TWO BOTTOM SETS OF TEETH!!!

Stranger: haahaha

You:
MUAHAHAHA!

You: I once told a man he had a size 52DDD cup
size!

You: MUAHAHAHA!

Stranger: hahah xD

You:
You have small genitalia!!! MUAHAHAHA!

Stranger: thanks

You:
Wait...I mean, YOU HAVE SMALL MAMMARIES!

You:
MUAHAHAHA!

You: SUFFER!

Stranger: haha

You:
Do not laugh, fool! YOU WILL DIE!

You: .























DIE!

You:
Zakk Wylde is now behind you.

Stranger: haha

Stranger:
ha

Stranger: ha

Stranger: hahahahaha

Stranger:
ha!

You: GAH!

You: Randy Rhoads is dead.
:'-(

Stranger: >=]

You:
RIP, Randy.

You: *Cries heavily*

You:
Zakk swings his epic axe towards you!

You: What will you do???

Stranger:
*waves at zakk*

You: Zakk will imprison you in his beard of
pure AWESOMENESS!

Stranger: *shaves off
zakks beard*

You: *GASPS IN REAL LIFE* No one shaves
Zakk's beard off! What is the best living guitarist without his beard?

You:
I am now behind you.

You: KEEP YOUR SIGHTS ON
THE COMPUTER!

You: Again, I ask you imagine a pink golf ball.

You:
DEEP BREATHS!

You: Close your eyes.

You:
Turn your head to the laft.

You: *left

You:
Keep your head to the left.

You: Look at the computer.

You:
I poked your boob.

You: I am back at my computer.

You:
Life returns to mnormal.

Stranger: hahaha

You:
Hello, stranger!

Stranger: hello!

You:
*Waves hand as if a Jedi* You were in no way sexually abused in the
last 20 seconds.

Stranger: okay Very Happy

You:
WOOT!

You: The room turns black.

You: I
am now behind you.

You: You are unconscious.

You:
You ake up at the computer three hours later.

You:
Your butt hurts.

You: I am here.

You:
DO NOT look under the desk!

You: Life returns to
normal, but you feel someone is prestent and decide not to look under
the desk. My robot is at my6 computer.

You: *Jedi* You were not
butt raped today.

You: Hallo, stranger!

Stranger:
hello! Very Happy

You: Does your butt hurt?

You:
10101001000001011011110101010010101001001000101101010101010

Stranger:
yes it does but i dunno why

You: MUAHAHAHA!

You:
Listen to def leppard and the pain will not disappear.

You:
LISTEN ANYWAY!

You: POOF

You: A brown dog has
emerged suddenly where your computer was two seconds ago.

You:
What will you do? You are disallowed to imagine a pink golf ball?

Stranger:
*imagines purple golf ball*

You: The room turns into
fruit roll-ups.

You: The dog proceeds to eat it, but suffers
from a severe allergic reaction and dies.

You:
Upon dying, the dog turns into its original form: an alien from an
unknown planet and/or Mexico.

You: Your boyfriend now
suffers a rare, severe memory problem.

You: What is your next
move?

You: Stranger is losing time and must act NOW!

Stranger:
*pokes your cheek*

You: Everything is now as it should be, the
only difference being Metallica music plays in the background.

You:
More specifically, The Unforgiven Part I

You:
Hello, stranger!

Stranger: hello
stranger!

You: How iz you?

Stranger:
i iz good you?

You: Great! Confusing day, though.

Stranger:
yea it is

You: ASL?

Stranger: 16 female
england you?

You: 14, male, VA (USA)

Stranger:
cool

You: Yeah.

You: May I ask your cup
size?

Stranger: you may if u wish

You:
Vut iz you cup size?

Stranger: A

You:
NO WAY! ME TOO!

Stranger: hahah xD

You:
High five!

Stranger: *high fives*

You:
BOOSHTASTIC!

Stranger: haha Very Happy

You:
My butt hurts suddenly?

Stranger: mine too :S

You:
Reality begins to melt away. A tail is now 2 inches below your spinal
cord.

You: Nemo from that one movie exists in two
dimensions.

You: One contains a pink golf ball.

You:
The other, a giant rubber duck.

You: Choosing the blue big
toe will make everything return to normal.

You:
Choosing red will make you Queen of England who does not have to do
anything and gets large profits, but nemo will be stuck in two
dimensions.

You: What will you do?

Stranger:
*falls asleep*

You: A pink golf ball falls on your head. You
have found your tail now attached to your forehead.

Stranger:
youre a confusing stranger

You: Strangers do not
exist in this alternative of reality as we know it.

You:
Vin Diesle is now at the door.

You: He asks for
chocolate.

Stranger: ¬_¬

You: His show turns into a
frog.

You: What do you do?

Stranger:
*thinks* i may leave the convo

You: Oh, so sad.

Stranger:
your hurting my head

You: It was nice talking!

You:
Bye bye!

Stranger: byee strange stranger

Your conversational partner has
disconnected.

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