Babes 3

I again have a "girlfriend" (in quotes because it's not official yet -- we just exchanged numbers), so I found it appropriate to revive this topic.

Note to self: Facebook 9:30 PM tonight

Who know?

You know.

I meant to type "Who now"

Who is it?

Emily Garlington -- A junior at BPHS.

You were with her at Vinny's, I believe.

BTW, what were you all doing at Vinny's? Was that some sort of planned arrangement prior to the dance for all of you?

BAbes are usually hot. My bro feels sorry for Emily. I am now getting free hugs from my friendgirls for no apparent reason. Not sure what that means.

It means you've elevated in social status. By hanging out with widely-known people, girls will start to hug you whenever they see you.

Your bro is being a jerk, despite my attempted peace negotiations.

EDIT:

Emily and I Dancing

Can't see the pic

What did she look like?

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Right. Can't see it. She looks like an older version of Hailey, I guess?

How tall?

Go to the pic and right click on it and select Copy Picture's Location and then use that to post the pic here

Remind me later. The school bans Facebook.

EDIT:

See if this works: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs484.snc3/26471_1252360956707_1460032065_30595376_4559622_n.jpg

[Picture Deleted because my fried eyes can't handle the paleness of my own skin - from banjo999]

yes, it does

My skin hurt my eyes; it's too luminescent. Whaddaya guys think? Is she hot?

Should I even care after yesterday's event?

Yesterday's event, as in her thinking that you said you guys were going out and getting pretty pissed?

BTW, I think I am being forced into a relationship with Valerie. Matt, do you remember her from Heim? Well, anyways, it started out with hearts (some weird-arse thing you do with your hands), then moved on to hugs, and today she forced me to walk arm in arm with her down the hall for forty feet or so in the prescence of two of my other friendgirls, both (or is it either in this case?) of whom I would consider asking to the movie thing. Its getting kind of awkward for me, and Dan said to grow some balls and say no. But she's my friend, and I think she has a crush on me (I'm almost sure of it, actually). So what am I supposed to do? I like her as a friend, nothing more, but I don't want to look like a d**k (I assume we can still say that, but I'll try to keep the language to a minimum) by shunning her or effectively spitting in her face. HELLLLLP MEEEEE! God, I have mental issues.

Hmmm...

First off, do not use that word.

Second, I've noticed some new stuff on Facebook, such as her actually posting on your profile. Also, when her "Lover of the Day" was you, she actually commented. I have had the suspicion. That's a bro's instinct. She digs you.

Personally, she seems... nah, I won't even say it. She's a good friend, but I wouldn't date her. I shall refer to the Bro Code:

...

Nothing specific, but, as my wingman, I am to protect and help you. I would honestly just say hi every now and then. If it comes to be asked out, tell her you're not interested and you want to be friends.

Sheesh, spending all of your time reading that?

I love how there's at least one typo in all of your posts.

Andrew -- will you be my wingman*?

*Bro Code Article 13: All bros should dub one of his bros a wigman

The same goes for you

Whole post @banjo999: What does that entitle?

I'm assuming that d**k (yes, I starred it out myself) was the bad word in my post.

And thank you for your help.

Wingman?

It means you will be the good pal that never leaves me hanging, is always at shindigs with me, and we help each other score babes.

Uhhhhhh, I can try, but don't hold me too accountable. Why not Jack or Cyeaek (still keep forgetting his real name - is it Michael)?

Neither of them like me.

You just have to try. I will teach you the ways of the bro and wingman when we next meet (hopefully Saturday--if not, would you like to meet up over the break?).

Well, I can TRY, I suppose, but only since there's no one else to do it. I usually try to dodge the bullet on responsibility.

Excuse me? There are plenty of people who can do it!!! Are you implying I have no friends? It was meant as a GOOD thing--your the friend I can most trust at this point in time!

Ramen, don't listen to him, a wingman is your "filter" that you can push the bad girls towards, and keep the good ones for yourself

[censored] you (we can say that in Mod forums).

You wouldn't know, [censored]. I can assure you that is NOT what a wingman is. Wingmen are willing to (contradictory to your statement) jump on the grenade for his bro.

It's in the bro code AND How I Met Your Mother, so [censored].

Also, if you really knew the bro code before its published version, you would know otherwise, so shut the [censored] up before you sound even more like a hypocritical [censored].

That wasn't nice. And no, we should not be allowed to swear in here. As far as I'm concerned, the rules should apply to the WHOLE forum.

To indirectly quote your post that followed my last one, that's sorta what I was implying, yes. Do not deny it, because that's how you always guilt me into sticking with you when I get pissed off.

And thank you for clarifying, Cyeaek. I prefer to follow my own moral compass anyways. So f the bro code. Sorry, but I am entitled to my opinion.

That's fine, but let me just say I HATE when people try to abandon me without hearing me out first. It's not nice at all, and Michael is only saying it because he hates me for no reason.

He finds humor in it, and I don't care if you believe him. It's hard to explain my anger right now.

I'm pretty pissed, too, so I'm gonna get off now before things get REAL ugly.

Just let me explain to you what a wingman is over the break before you make any decisions. It's exactly as I described earlier.