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PostSubject: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 5th 2010, 3:21 pm

Okay, a few people (mainly banjo and myself) have expressed interest in reviving this thread, so... yeah, here it is.

One of us already has a girlfriend (grrr...), so that leaves the rest of us to wallow in our despair. This is getting too emo, so I'll change the line of thought with a creepy ice-breaker question:

What is the weirdest fetish you can think of?

Mine: Couch.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 5th 2010, 3:59 pm

That's a stupid fetish. People do it on the couch all the time.

I don't know if I told you guys this one before (it might be in another topic), but here goes (It's better expressed verbally, so I've hidden so as to not ruin the joke):

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I really hope Julie doesn't think I'm weird or obsessed or anything. That's a big fear for me right now. And yes, ramen, we're together. She's very nice and beautiful, and basically a girl any guy would dream of having!

BTW, you mentioned something about "all the good ones being taken." I would like to share this with you. Take it as seriously as humanly possible.

Since about seventh grade I followed around and found myself staring at all the hot girls (and/or their BOOBS! - because they're definitely separate entities). I thought that if I tried hard and found a way to stay close to them (and their BOOBS!), I'd definitely score with one of the hundreds. It didn't work, but then I met Julie. I never thought of her as someone I'd like to stare at all day, but she was fun to talk to. After a bunch of crazy stuff, I realized she and I belonged together, and you just know, y'know? The feeling is there when both of you truly have feelings for one another. Everything (many things I can share with you if you ask me about the story) fit together perfectly and gave me the opportunity to ask her out, and she accepted. Then we high-fived, and it was beast/legit. talking on the phone for several hours at a time revealed numerous things (again, can be shared if you just ask in person), including that we both had a bit of a crush on each other. It's been literally less than three days, and I consider myself extremely happy. I love my girlfriend in the most true way imaginable, unlike other high school relationships in which the jock went out with the prep just so they can show off her BOOBS! to the other jocks.

Again, a lot of details that can all be revealed if you ask me over the phone or in person.

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Almost forgot: The sole reason for sharing that story is so you realize it's not just about scoring the one with the ass and chest, but (... I just realized something; check it out below) instead it's about meeting the right person and talking with them. It's a true, obvious, warm feeling. If you can score with the boobs and ass, go for it, man!

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 5th 2010, 7:29 pm

Invite her to this site.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 5th 2010, 8:13 pm

As said before: too many lost friends.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 11:47 am

I didn't mean doing it on the couch. I meant literally doing the couch.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 11:59 am

That's a very random fetish, but not gross. How about whipping?

This is just too awkward. I'm stopping.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 12:03 pm

Yeah, that's toeing the line. And I was looking for extremely random stuff suck as fruit bat or pineapple. Not sure how you would do it with a pineapple, but i suppose its possible if you're REALLY nuts.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 12:03 pm

Please stop.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 12:04 pm

Okay, bad icebreaker question. Switching topics. I have a crush on a girl I doubt I will ever get.

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 12:08 pm

Then stop trying. Go for someone you talk to a lot and may have mutual feelings for. Don't be on anyone's hook. If anyone's on your hook, let them off. You must start afresh and find the right person.

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I called Julie, but it redirected me to Voicemail after a couple rings! What do i9 do!? Do you think she hates me?

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 6:34 pm

Banjo, nice job again! I hope it lasts and no, she doesn't hate you. Whips? Isn't that a little BDSM? Congrats on the new relationship.

Ramen, banjo is right. You can't be anyone's hook. Also, the doing the couch thing was weird.
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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 6th 2010, 6:38 pm

I'm proud of you for posting, AP. Thanks for the reassurance.

OFF TOPIC:

I have completely bombarded the playlist with numerous songs. A couple of which I have never heard of (such as Def Leppard- Animal).

Don't worry, I have stayed within the 5-song limit, but I have taken an opportunity away from everyone else in the first half of the playlist.

If a song is requested, but a limit is reached, a poll will be made.

EDIT:

About Julie...:

Friday, 10:34 AM:
-"You want me to call you again?"
-"Yeah, but not as much this time, alright?"
-"Got it."

Attempts to call occurred at:
-Friday, 3:00 PM
-Friday, 3:40 PM
-Saturday, 2:30 PM
-Saturday, 9:20 PM

Each time, the phone rang exactly twice and redirected to voicemail. I'm thinking there's some explanation and the ringing twice wasn't just a coincidence. What do you guys think? Do you think she doesn't want to talk, or is it something else? I've decided to stop trying for the weekend, but the anxiety to know is killing me!

EDIT:

We were just IMing. She was grounded from the phone. *MAJOR sigh of relief* Thanks again for the reassurance, Charles.

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And now we're not dating. I was too clingy. SHI*!!! SHI*!!! SHI*!!! Oh, well. She said we should consider the Snow Ball as a trial. If we go out after that, I know what to do.

Andrew, good luck to you with the ladies. If you can score, just be aware: Act just the same as you did before you started dating! THE SAME! Don't get clingy. It's just like being regular friends that go out every now and then. A couple hugs throughout the day is plenty. Speaking of which, she should request the hug, not the other way around. If you're gonna talk/text over the phone, SHE should call you. Again, not the other way around. Don't treat her like crap. Always offer to pay for tickets, gifts, movies, etc.

EDIT:

Our chances have gone down again, but I'm aloud to stare at boobs again! Emily Osment turned 18 today, if you know what I mean. Hehehe. GIGGETY!

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 21st 2010, 7:51 pm

B9 is a horrible editor

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PostSubject: Re: Our slighty-larger-than-before chance to score!   March 22nd 2010, 8:49 am

We all know.

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