Vending Machine

Game Creator: Jack

This game is a Valhalla favorite. We have a virtual vending machine filled with unlimited amounts of everything (real or fictional) in the universe and beyond. First, one must insert something in the room they are in. The next player decides what they get from the vending machine, then inserts their own object from the room.

EXAMPLE:

-I insert a yo-yo
-You get... a piece of string!
I insert a set of headphones.
-You get... an alien autopsy video tape!
I insert a human thumb.
-You get... a soda vending machine!
I insert an agenda book.
...

I insert five freckles.

You get... ten blood vessels!

I insert a recorder.

You get... Michael Bay!

I insert the floor, as I've given practically all my other possessions to this accursed machine.... AAAAAAAAH! *thump* Ow; I fell down to the second floor.

You get a ceiling.

I insert my homework

You get... a puppy!

I insert a TV, as I am now on the Second Floor.

You get a debt note

I insert a history book

You get... Mrs. Darby!

I insert a dog.

You get a hole in the floor

I insert Mrs. Darby

You get... Mrs. Darby!

i insert by broken neck.

You get a rope

I insert Mrs. Darby

You get... Mrs. Darby's left arm (still fresh and bloody)!

I insert a miracle-working first aid kit.... Wait, I don't have one. I insert hopes Mrs. Darby will be reunited with her arm soon.

You get breath from my lungs

I insert a scorched beyond recognition arm

You get... a ransom note for your mother!

I insert Mrs. Darby's e-mails.

You get a bunch of "F"s

I insert the "A"s I got from Mrs. Darby

You get... Fs!

I insert a computer mouse.

You get a real mouse

I insert a pen

You get... a slinky!

I insert a crush on a girl. Is that legal? IT IS 'CAUSE I SAID IT WAS!

You get regection

I insert our english homework

You get... a Turnitin.com link!

I insert the dust that should be my English homework.

You get a FAIL stamp

food

You get... a hobo in a box (copyright [banjo999] 2010), now only $44.99!

I insert my completed English homework!

You get a link to an unknown web page

I insert the name on the post before this one

You get a thank you note.

I insert fat.

You get Adipose

I insert a cup of water

You get... a cake recipe!

I insert an eraser.

You get the test I am adout to do

I insert the time I am about to spend off this section

You get... boredom!

I insert a great abundance of boredom.

You get a 103943 ton weight

I insert boredom

You get... a congratulations!

I insert pants.

you get pants (please put them on)

I insert italics

You get... a disk with the Microsoft Office '98 software!

I insert Windows Vista.

You get Windows 7

I insert Microsoft Office Word 2010

You get... Beta software!

I insert a disgust for new versions of Office (I honestly think '03 is great; I also kind of prefer Vista over 7. They're the same except for a couple new design features.).

You get a stock message

I insert the awesomeness that is the difference between '10 and '07

You get a message saying it's not as user-friendly as they say. It's actually even more complicated and not double-spaced.

I insert James Herriot.

You get a message saying that the most recent version of '10 is less complicated, and can be double spaced

I insert my confusion over where you are getting this from

You get... Dagoba!

I insert a poot.

You get a smack

I insert Dagoba

You get a message saying, "No more putting in an object you have just received until at least three turns have passed."

I insert a slap on the ass!

You get a kick in the balls

I insert a message saying, "No more putting in an object you have just received
until at least three turns have passed."

You get... banned!

I insert your resignation.

You get a note saying you never put it in your rules

I insert a "M" key

You get... me!

I insert Cyeaek's computer.

I'm in your room, so again I insert your computer. Maybe you should insert me?

You get a totally awesome computer with all my files on it

I insert you, sans computer

You get... a dictionary.

I insert sans.