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PostSubject: Vending Machine   February 12th 2010, 1:40 pm

Game Creator: Jack

This game is a Valhalla favorite. We have a virtual vending machine filled with unlimited amounts of everything (real or fictional) in the universe and beyond. First, one must insert something in the room they are in. The next player decides what they get from the vending machine, then inserts their own object from the room.

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-I insert a yo-yo
-You get... a piece of string!
I insert a set of headphones.
-You get... an alien autopsy video tape!
I insert a human thumb.
-You get... a soda vending machine!
I insert an agenda book.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 12th 2010, 2:06 pm

I insert five freckles.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 12th 2010, 4:15 pm

You get... ten blood vessels!

I insert a recorder.
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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 12th 2010, 7:24 pm

You get... Michael Bay!

I insert the floor, as I've given practically all my other possessions to this accursed machine.... AAAAAAAAH! *thump* Ow; I fell down to the second floor.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 15th 2010, 8:46 pm

You get a ceiling.

I insert my homework

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 16th 2010, 11:36 am

You get... a puppy!

I insert a TV, as I am now on the Second Floor.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 16th 2010, 11:39 am

You get a debt note

I insert a history book

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 16th 2010, 11:51 am

You get... Mrs. Darby!

I insert a dog.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 16th 2010, 11:52 am

You get a hole in the floor

I insert Mrs. Darby

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 16th 2010, 11:53 am

You get... Mrs. Darby!

i insert by broken neck.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 16th 2010, 1:23 pm

You get a rope

I insert Mrs. Darby

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 17th 2010, 6:52 pm

You get... Mrs. Darby's left arm (still fresh and bloody)!

I insert a miracle-working first aid kit.... Wait, I don't have one. I insert hopes Mrs. Darby will be reunited with her arm soon.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 17th 2010, 7:29 pm

You get breath from my lungs

I insert a scorched beyond recognition arm

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 17th 2010, 7:50 pm

You get... a ransom note for your mother!

I insert Mrs. Darby's e-mails.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 17th 2010, 7:58 pm

You get a bunch of "F"s

I insert the "A"s I got from Mrs. Darby

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 17th 2010, 8:41 pm

You get... Fs!

I insert a computer mouse.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 17th 2010, 9:06 pm

You get a real mouse

I insert a pen

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 7:08 am

You get... a slinky!

I insert a crush on a girl. Is that legal? IT IS 'CAUSE I SAID IT WAS!

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 7:29 pm

You get regection

I insert our english homework

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 7:37 pm

You get... a Turnitin.com link!

I insert the dust that should be my English homework.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 7:39 pm

You get a FAIL stamp

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 7:40 pm

You insert...?

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 8:04 pm

food

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 18th 2010, 8:57 pm

You get... a hobo in a box (copyright [banjo999] 2010), now only $44.99!

I insert my completed English homework!

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 19th 2010, 2:47 pm

You get a link to an unknown web page

I insert the name on the post before this one

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 19th 2010, 3:41 pm

You get a thank you note.

I insert fat.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 8:26 pm

You get Adipose

I insert a cup of water

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 8:36 pm

You get... a cake recipe!

I insert an eraser.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 8:38 pm

You get the test I am adout to do

I insert the time I am about to spend off this section

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 8:43 pm

You get... boredom!

I insert a great abundance of boredom.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 8:48 pm

You get a 103943 ton weight

I insert boredom

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 9:09 pm

You get... a congratulations!

I insert pants.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 21st 2010, 9:10 pm

you get pants (please put them on)

I insert italics

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 3:17 pm

You get... a disk with the Microsoft Office '98 software!

I insert Windows Vista.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 3:54 pm

You get Windows 7

I insert Microsoft Office Word 2010

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 4:32 pm

You get... Beta software!

I insert a disgust for new versions of Office (I honestly think '03 is great; I also kind of prefer Vista over 7. They're the same except for a couple new design features.).

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 4:57 pm

You get a stock message

I insert the awesomeness that is the difference between '10 and '07

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 5:12 pm

You get a message saying it's not as user-friendly as they say. It's actually even more complicated and not double-spaced.

I insert James Herriot.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 5:25 pm

You get a message saying that the most recent version of '10 is less complicated, and can be double spaced

I insert my confusion over where you are getting this from

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 6:03 pm

You get... Dagoba!

I insert a poot.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 7:29 pm

You get a smack

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 8:39 pm

You get a message saying, "No more putting in an object you have just received until at least three turns have passed."

I insert a slap on the ass!

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 8:51 pm

You get a kick in the balls

I insert a message saying, "No more putting in an object you have just received
until at least three turns have passed."

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 8:54 pm

You get... banned!

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 9:00 pm

You get a note saying you never put it in your rules

I insert a "M" key

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 9:12 pm

You get... me!

I insert Cyeaek's computer.

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 22nd 2010, 9:49 pm

My computer is not in the room with you

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 23rd 2010, 3:58 pm

I'm in your room, so again I insert your computer. Maybe you should insert me?

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 23rd 2010, 4:11 pm

You get a totally awesome computer with all my files on it

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PostSubject: Re: Vending Machine   February 23rd 2010, 4:39 pm

You get... a dictionary.

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