Interview

Created by Jack

This game is simple. Someone asks a question and the next player comes up with any reasonable answer, then asks their own question.

EXAMPLE:

-When was the last time you peed your bed?
-Never.
Why do you want to know?
-I don't. I just wanted to ask a random question.
Can I have a dollar?
-It depends.
What will you use it for?
-CANDY!
Can I have a Snickers.
-No.
How about a Milky Way?
...

Have you ever actually met someone named Bob?

No.

Have you met somebody named Bob?

Actually, I don't recall ever meeting someone named Bob - except the LEGO dude.

Which came first - the chicken or the egg?

The egg, Dinos had eggs long before chickens were around

Did I just pwn that lame question?

No, no you didn't.

How many girlfriends and/or boyfriends have you ever had?

Not many

Why do you care?

I was hoping for an opportunity to dis you.

When and where do you go to the bathroom at night?

In my bathroom, at times

What's with all these personal questions?

It's a game; deal with it.

How far have you gotten through the History Unit 5 homework?

Far enough

Will you please ask more general question?

um, no.

do you agree that Gin is awesomer than the Master?

When you say Gin, do you mean my cousin, some weird show character, or a drink?

(That also counts as my question)

She means Ichimaru Gin, who will kill you for being rude to him like that, and in response to her question, yes

Why don't you post more?

cuz i'm so awesome, i don't have to.

do u like pears?

No

Do Daleks like Waffles?

No.

Do you like pancakes?

Yeah, I like pancakes

Do you like French Toast?

NO!

If a crocodile were dropped into the woods of a Dr. Seuss book from a News 4 helicopter, which of three sea hags (let's call them A, B, and C) gets the majority of the orange juice in their fridge?

Assuming the hags are in alphabetical order with the first getting the most, A

What was that?

I DON'T KNOW!

If the purple hippopotamus arrives at work precisely 1 minute 24.555621 seconds late on October 1, 2011, then at what exact time will the chances of hag B getting more orange juice than hag A precisely be 1.2 percent higher than it is now?

6 minutes 5769256498.934239048623 seconds

Why is it always the hags and orange juice?

Because I can come up with my own questions.

The fountain of youth is found in what province of the Canadian outer limits of the territorial moon?

the Rediansa

The rain on the Planet Midnight is evaporated from what type of light?

Yes.

Why or why not?

Why not?

Did you know that the answer to my question was extonic light?

No.

How so?

It's from DW

Why was your post so short?

Because.

When the moon collides with point B, what is the ratio of the destruction caused by the impact compared with the impact that theoretically occurred millions of years ago, causing the extinction of the dinosaurs?

Assuming point B is the size of a point, 0:(insert any positive number here)

Was point B supposed to be bigger?

Not necessarily.

Can cow juice be acquired in both of these ways?:
-Crush the cow in a meat grinder and put the remains in a blender
-Gather a team of wizards and play hockey

Sometimes

Were do you get the wizards from?

Cincinnati and/or Cameroon.

I play hockey for one hour continuously. What are the chances I will turn into an ant while playing hockey?

Aren't you one already? you are their height

Why are all the e-i combinations I type rule breakers? (i before e)

'Cause we're not in Germany.

How can one get from point B to Germany in less than two seconds?

If point B is less than two seconds away.

Do you know what the 5 minute car is?

Nope.

What's the 5 minute car?

It travels in a straight line and can go anywhere in exactly 5 minutes

How could you be so uneducated?

Because I don't watch Doctor Who.

How did you first end up watching that show?

My sister showed me it

Did you know the 5 minute car isn't from Doctor Who (even though the reason for your uneducation is what you put)?

Also, as a rhetorical question, why would he need a 5 minute car when he has a TARDIS?

Because he's English.

Where is the 5-minute car from?

It was created by a CGS student

It doesn't exist, now ask a question.

Why are you stingy?

I dunno.

Yo momma?

Yo face

Do ya like to... Move it!?

Yes, very much so.

Does she like to move it?

Does who like to move it?

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I prefer not to say

Who do you think?

Mallory Kirby, the person you are stalking now?

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