Valhalla Forumshttps://valhallachat.forumotion.com/feed/?type=atom2015-04-06T20:33:01Zhttps://hitsk.in/t/13/27/62/i_logo.pngLatest topicsFalafel2015-04-06T20:33:01Zbanjo999<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m0QjCiO_jrY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t237-falafelHoly Son of a Prag2013-06-12T23:49:22Zbanjo999Almost forgot about this forum... Went back to read a couple things. Geez, how stupid and young were we? 'Twas a different time, I suppose.
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ANYWAY, just came here to post the embed code for an age-restricted video on YouTube so I could watch it. No one will ever notice anyway; this place is straight abandoned yo.
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NcJyCdbC08c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t236-holy-son-of-a-pragSummer Vacation 20112010-10-12T00:05:32Zbanjo999<iframe src="http://datecountdown.com/?d=6/18/2011&t=Summer+Vacation+2011&embed=1" width="425" height="300"></iframe>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t235-summer-vacation-2011Hahaha2010-09-18T20:21:14Zbanjo999<a href="http://shitbrix.com/mindfuck/dance-class-poster" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://apollo.shitbrix.com/content/225/resized/chinese-25830.jpg?1267116355" border="0" alt=""/></a>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t234-hahahaGeneral Discussion2010-07-08T06:14:48Zbanjo999Just talk about anything related to the RPGs.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t174-general-discussionDGMT2010-07-07T16:59:53ZCyeaek<object width='480' height='385'><param name='movie' value='http://clip.vn/w/mK1'/><param name='allowFullScreen' value='true'/><param name='allowscriptAccess' value='always'/><embed type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowFullScreen='true' allowscriptAccess='always' width='480' height='385' src='http://clip.vn/w/mK1' ></embed></object>
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Goal: To be the first player to acquire the legendary, yet mysterious stone of supposedly ultimate power. In order to do this, you must type up numerous creative posts relating to your adventure in finding the stone. On the way, you need to gather enough player points to gain access to it. Use your imagination and have fun!
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This is pretty simple. Your only restrictions are in the setting. The characters main area for play is in Iron City, New Jersey. The year is 2086, six years after the nuclear warfare now called WWVI. The air across the east coast is completely covered by nuclear radiation, thus making babies deformed, a severely decreased population, and a lack of functional technology.
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Simple enough? Then GO!https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t3-book-i-the-stoneMUST READ2010-06-20T06:52:52Zbanjo999<img src="file:///C:/Users/MATTSC%7E1/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png" border="0" alt=""/>Anyone else remember this slightly nerve-racking screenshot from near the end of <i>Twilight Princess</i>?
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<img src="http://i568.photobucket.com/albums/ss124/MidnasFan/Midna20scarysmiledf1.png" border="0" alt=""/>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t232-must-readDemotivational Star Wars Pics2010-05-28T12:01:44Zbanjo999<img src="file:///C:/Users/Matt/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot-2.png" border="0" alt=""/><strong><a href="http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=36&d=4" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"></a></strong><a href="http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=47070" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/8/633484800608823600-Unemployment-it-sucks-when-your-job-gets-blown-up.jpg" border="0" alt=""/></a>
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In other news, the game I had mentioned in that topic regarding a 3D game has been released. It is the game that the 3DS is supposedly based off of. Here is the site for that game: <a href="http://l.nintendo-news.com/r/VMO4SE/XTOXO/QP0D62/H6QYR/AWGC0/D4/h" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Picross 3D</a>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t227-nintendoCarlos Norris2010-05-10T21:24:30Zbanjo999Ozzy bites the heads off of bats...
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Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t228-carlos-norrisRip Off Artists2010-04-30T23:12:34Zbanjo999So, ramen, onehalfap and I have been disputing on whether or not the first line of the song is "I'm black and blue...." In an attempt to resolve this issue, I searched through other lyrics websites other than the one I use (LyricsMode). Now, mind you, I was basically the first to publicly post lyrics for the song anywhere. After a few hours, others had posted numerous versions of the lyrics I completely disagree with. I used a certain grammatical style NOBODY else used--especially noticeable when I use a colon instead of a comma in the chorus. As I said, I was looking through other sites today, and many have EXACT COPIES of mine! I mean, what nerve!
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Basically, I want you to tell me whether I should feel offended or honored at these unrighteous acts.
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This is kind of funny. As I said, I am absolutely POSITIVE they have ripped off my lyrics. Tjis site, however, is somewhat outdated. They have my "prototype" lyrics I had posted around to get feedback and corrections: <a href="http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/let-me-hear-you-scream-lyrics-ozzy-osbourne.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/let-me-hear-you-scream-lyrics-ozzy-osbourne.html</a>
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You can tell it's mine because it uses my sad mistake of the word "girl" instead of "go," AND it uses the same grammar sequence.
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Now I'm really mad! LyricsMode allows users to receive credit for posting lyrics, but many of these sites don't do the same. I just found two websites with my lyrics giving credit to someone else! There was one giving to "MalibuMan, posted 4/29/10" and another posted by site admin. DARN YOU PEOPLE!
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On the bright side, it seems my lyrics are the original mostly-accepted ones. Although there's still the determination of the first (or second, depending on how you look at it) line....https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t225-rip-off-artistsGoogle Search2010-04-30T00:06:17Zbanjo999My first non-Ozzy-related post in a while:
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I searched for Chuck Norris on Google, and look what happened:
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<a href="http://www.nochucknorris.com/" class="postlink" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Chuck Norris - Google Search</a>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t224-google-searchOzzy Test2010-04-29T21:07:33Zbanjo999<center><strong>Listen to 'Let Me Hear You Scream'</strong><br>
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Someone asked what the baby would be called if Samus Aran and Master Chief had one.
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The answer:
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<strong>We think it would be called Chuck Norris! That would be a one tough
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kid!</strong>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t219-awesome-answerGood Song (Not by Ozzy)2010-04-23T02:01:50Zbanjo999This song is not available on playlist.com, so I thought I'd share it with you in hopes you could find it on YouTube, or something.
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Metallica - Sad but True
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In other news, VOTE COSBY FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!!
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We were apparently marked down in some Fredericksburg newspaper last year. We all made perfect attendance for the third marking period! Woot!
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Let me hear you scream!
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I'm black and blue, beat up, but still I take the blows;
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'Cause all I need is blood and sweat and skin and bones!
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I'll take this rage,
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Rattle your cage,
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Nobody said it's easy!
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It's do or die,
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Only the strong survive!
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Get ready for the last stand!
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Get ready, I'm your hangman!
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Let me hear you scream like you want it!
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Let me hear you yell like you mean it!
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If you're gonna go down:
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Go loud!
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Go strong!
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Go proud!
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Go on!
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Go hard or go home!
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Let me hear you-
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Let me hear you-
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Let me hear you scream!
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I'll pull you up and push you right back in your place!
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I'll take you down and wipe that smile right off your face!
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I'll watch you break,
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Your mine to take,
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Don't blink; you just might miss it!
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It's all or nothing,
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Nowhere left to run!
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Are you ready for the last fight!
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Get ready with the war cry!
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Let me hear you scream like you want it!
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Let me hear you yell like you mean it!
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Go strong!
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Go proud!
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Go hard or go home!
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Let me hear you scream like you want it!
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Let me hear you yell like you mean it!
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Go strong!
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Go proud!
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Go hard or go home!
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1. when she asks how she looks, shrug and say “could be better” this
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12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
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bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
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partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the
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party.
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13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
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kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn’t girls?
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14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she’s fast asleep, wait 10
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minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
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and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.
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15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
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16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give
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her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she
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deep down desires to be.
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17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
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earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
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pair. This way she’ll go crazy.
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18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt
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and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy
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that speaks for her.
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19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
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spontaneous guy.
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20. give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on
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it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i’m
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talking about.
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21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
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just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
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stop crying you @..%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i’ve already
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stated.
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22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
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23. if you’re listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
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no. this way she’ll think you’re mysterious.
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24. remember her birthday but don’t get her something. Teach her
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material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that
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she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can
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ever get.
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25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just
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when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know
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she’s coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the
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present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don’t like this
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one that much but i think it’s funny.
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26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will
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promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This
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will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre
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going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be really excited. Now
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dont call.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t208-nothingNew Ozzy Song2010-04-15T20:52:18Zbanjo999The song was a bit of a disappointment on CSI last night--there was too much background noise (people yelling as their heads were bashed in), the song was too quiet, and it wasn't even the full version.
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A mighty spirit from above, however, has granted me this URL:
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<a href="http://www.noisecreep.com/2010/04/15/ozzy-osbourne-let-me-hear-you-scream-new-song/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.noisecreep.com/2010/04/15/ozzy-osbourne-let-me-hear-you-scream-new-song/</a>
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EDIT: I now have the corrected lyrics (I think)--this is the interpretation of me and another Ozzy fan (I corrected them again based off of more corrections from a different fan):
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<font color="red">Let me hear you scream!
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I'm black and blue, beat up, but still I take the blows;
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'Cause all I need is blood and sweat and skin and bones!
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I'll take this rage,
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Rattle your cage,
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Nobody said it's easy!
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It's do or die,
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Only the strong survive!
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Get ready for the last stand!
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Get ready, I'm your hangman!
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Let me hear you scream like you want it! (Want it!)
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Let me hear you yell like you mean it! (Mean it!)
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If you're gonna go down:
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Go loud!
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Go strong!
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Go proud!
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Go on!
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Go hard or go home!
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Let me hear you-
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(Let me hear you-)
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Let me hear you-
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(Let me hear you-)
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Let me hear you scream!
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(scream, scream, scream, scream...)
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I'll pull you up and push you right back in your place!
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I'll take you down and wipe that smile right off your face!
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I'll watch you break,
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Your mine to take,
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Don't blink; you just might miss it!
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It's all or nothing,
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Nowhere left to run!
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Are you ready for the last fight!?
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Get ready with the war cry!
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Let me hear you scream like you want it! (Want it!)
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Let me hear you yell like you mean it! (Mean it!)
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If you're gonna go down:
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Go loud!
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Go strong!
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Go proud!
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Go on!
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Go hard or go home!
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Let me hear you-
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(Let me hear you-)
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Let me hear you-
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(Let me hear you-)
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Let me hear you scream!
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[Guitar Solo]
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Let me hear you scream like you want it! (Want it!)
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Let me hear you yell like you mean it! (Mean it!)
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If you're gonna go down:
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Go loud!
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Go strong!
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Go proud!
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Go on!
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Go hard or go home!
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<br />
Let me hear you scream like you want it! (Want it!)
<br />
Let me hear you yell like you mean it! (Mean it!)
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If you're gonna go down:
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Go loud!
<br />
Go strong!
<br />
Go proud!
<br />
Go on!
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Go hard or go home!
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Let me hear you-
<br />
(Let me hear you-)
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Let me hear you-
<br />
(Let me hear you-)
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Let me hear you scream!</font>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t212-new-ozzy-songBill Gates' Last Day2010-04-15T01:03:49Zbanjo999This is frickin' funny! Imagine Bill Gates rapping and more!
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<object width="660" height="525"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3HA4lSUhlbw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hd=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/3HA4lSUhlbw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hd=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="660" height="525"></embed></object>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t211-bill-gates-last-dayOfficial Forum Rules2010-04-13T01:47:02Zbanjo999Official Forum Rules (last updated March 24, 2010)
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-Forumotion tells me we must abide by French laws on the forum -- I wouldn't worry about ithttps://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t175-official-forum-rulesIdea2010-04-13T01:46:25ZCyeaekIf you do give your admin power to someone else, if you give it to me I will post againhttps://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t209-ideaFormspring2010-04-12T20:28:00Zbanjo999I've noticed quite a few of my Facebook friends have made a formspring, in which anyone is able to ask anonymous questions to them. I hope nobody minds I've made a formspring of my own. feel free to ask questions, anonymous or otherwise.
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Also look for Ratt's new album on April 20
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EDIT:
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I must say, after listening to it at least a dozen times, this song is pretty frickin' awesome. Ozzy has advanced his levels of awesome heavy metal to a point in which it exceeds that of the modern era. Excuse me while I try to cool my melting brain.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t193-ozzy-osbourne-let-me-hear-you-scream-previewWhose Line? DVD Campaigns2010-04-10T18:28:12Zbanjo999I'm a big fan of <i>Whose Line is it Anyway?</i>, so I thought I'd help spread the word about their DVD campaigns. ABC canceled the show a few years back, but it still shows on ABC Family at midnight on weekdays in our region. It's a funny show, and you should find time to watch it. The entire series has not yet been released on DVD, but if enough support is given by buying DVDs and showing your support publicly, all 200+ episodes could be put on DVD, and Warner Bros. might actually bring the show back!
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Please show your support.
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<a href="http://www.whose-line.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.whose-line.com/</a>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t205-whose-line-dvd-campaignsAwesome2010-04-10T15:02:49Zbanjo999<a href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs469.snc3/25718_375809016823_613526823_3873497_7506312_n.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs469.snc3/25718_375809016823_613526823_3873497_7506312_n.jpg</a>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t199-awesomePlaylist Change?2010-04-10T14:55:47Zbanjo999A couple months ago, we decided to add a limitation to the playlist:
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-All artists get 5 songs
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-Valhalla members may favorite one artist who can have 8 songs
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This is a useless rule, and I need permission from ramen to negate it.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t200-playlist-changeTo Charles: The Source2010-04-10T14:14:36Zbanjo999<a href="http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.serebii.net/index2.shtml</a>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t204-to-charles-the-sourceNot Awesome2010-04-10T13:00:36Zbanjo999I've been trapped in my room all of Spring Break so far until I finish my homework through the end of the year, basically. Just as I'm about to finish, my mom hits her period and grounds me for no God damn, mother f***ing reason.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t203-not-awesomePlaylist Discussion2010-04-09T00:12:45Zbanjo999@onehalfap:
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Playlist.com seems to be lacking the song Black Rain by Ozzy Osbourne. Although I hate to admit it, you know the Black Rain album much better than me. What song is playing under the title Black Rain on the playlist?
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EDIT:
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According to Wikipedia, it is the bonus track Nightmare. Does that seem accurate?https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t201-playlist-discussionA Video ramen will like2010-04-07T20:28:54Zbanjo999<object width="873" height="525"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/avUTaohfc3U&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hd=1&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/avUTaohfc3U&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&hd=1&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="873" height="525"></embed></object>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t196-a-video-ramen-will-likeDan Lewis2010-04-07T20:27:22Zbanjo999ANDREW!!! Your bro looks weird without the beard!!! I barely recognized him!
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Hehe Rhyme.............................^..............................^https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t198-dan-lewisSharedView2010-04-05T17:36:33Zbanjo999I'll try to be on for as long as possible, so hurry and click the link. The download shouldn't take long, and it's potentially harmless.
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I am also accepting requests for movies to watch. We'll be at Aquia Regal 10. Movies now showing: <a href="http://www.regmovies.com/nowshowing/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.regmovies.com/nowshowing/</a>
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---Allow me to point out that, if you wish to go to score a girl, the Blind Side would be an excellent choice. It's supposedly a great movie for both genders, but it has the feel of a chick movie.
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Possible attendants:
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-Andrew
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-Charles
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-Matt
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-Kendall
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-Seth
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-Darin
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-Gina
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-Emily
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-Juliehttps://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t177-movie-night-4-03Cool-Looking Text Stuff2010-04-02T21:29:41Zbanjo999Tee...heehttps://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t192-cool-looking-text-stuffViacom's Evil Legal Action2010-04-02T20:13:04Zbanjo999Don't get me wrong, I like a few things from Viacom (e.g. Paramount), but this is just stupid. Not to mention the horrid new subliminal messages they're putting in shows:
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<object width="873" height="525"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/94K0fAIBQHU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/94K0fAIBQHU&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="873" height="525"></embed></object>https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t179-viacom-s-evil-legal-actionNew E-mail2010-04-01T22:25:28Zbanjo999I have updated my e-mail account.
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Old address: <a href="mailto:banjo999@msn.com">banjo999@msn.com</a>
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If you would like to send me a personal e-mail, send it there.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t191-new-e-mailComplaints forum2010-04-01T19:58:59ZCyeaekas a starting post, @RSV- STOP CALLING ME CYEAK, It's Cyeaek, with another e at the endhttps://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t153-complaints-forumCREEEPY!!!2010-04-01T16:50:48Zbanjo999Hi, Michael. I'm looking at you right now.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t190-creeepyArena2010-03-31T19:26:27Zbanjo999Welcome to the Arena! Here, you may attack people just for the heck of it (without double posting). You can even make bets, but make sure the admin is aware so he can make the monetary transition. You can even do races, which were originally planned for <i>Apokalyptus</i>, using the Domination dice. We might have to discuss a racing system to see who will win.https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t173-arenaRoethlisberger vs. The Rock2010-03-30T20:27:22Zbanjo999Who would win in a fight?https://valhallachat.forumotion.com/t157-roethlisberger-vs-the-rock